One of the greatest gifts God has given us is a sense of humor and the ability to laugh.
Hopefully you will find what I have posted here humorous.
Just a Second!
A man was walking through a forest pondering life. He walked, pondered, walked, and pondered. He felt very close to nature and even close to God. He felt so close to God that he felt if he spoke God would listen.
So he asked, "God, are you listening?"
And God replied, "Yes my son, I am here."
The man stopped and pondered some more.
He looked towards the sky and said, "God, what is a million years to you?"
God replied, "Well my son, a second to me is like a million years to you.'
So the man continued to walk and to ponder . . . walk and ponder . . .Then he looked to the sky again and said, "God, what is a million dollars to you?"
And God replied, "My son, my son . . . a penny to me is like a million dollars to you. It means almost nothing to me. it does not even have a value it is so little."
The man looked down, pondered a bit and them looked up to the sky and said, "God, can I have a million dollars?"
And God replied, "In a second."
The Preacher and the Cowboy
One Sunday morning a cowboy went to church. When he entered, he saw that he and the preacher were the only ones present.
The preacher asked the cowboy if he wanted him to go ahead and preach. The cowboy said, "I'm not too smart, but if I went to feed my catle and only one showed up, I'd feed him.
So the minister began his sermon. One hour passed, then two hours, then two-and-a-half-hours. The preacher finally finished and came down to ask the cowboy how he liked the sermon.
The cowboy answered slowly, "Well, I'm not very smart, but if I went to feed my cattle and only one showed up, I sure wouldn't feed him ALL the hay . . ."
